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This genuinely creepy product has birthed a new theory in my mind- Japanese need to eat more junk food. How on earth did I come to this conclusion you ask? Well, if they spent more time preoccupied with weight loss and less time dressing up like undead schoolgirls and cartoon characters, they wouldn’t have time to come up with freaky fashion like LED eyelash add-ons. I mean… have you ever seen a fat Japanese person? Me neither. And Japanese living in America don’t count!

One Response to “Why Japanese Need To Eat More Fast Food”
  1. You have an interesting idea here. Fast food continues to become healthier though. We still havent seen the health fast food giant yet, but thats coming.

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