Whiskey Tango Foxtrot… LOL! USB Bust Warmer

Posted: January 14th, 2009 | Author: | Filed under: boobies, magic, USB, useless usb | 2 Comments »

My fingers are colder than a witches teat right now. But only because all the tech-savvy witches have already discovered this USB Bust warmer, and they’ve taken care of that problem, so you’ll all have to find something new to compare really cold things to. And why is it that witches get the bad rap? Wizards get to be all cool and big lightning magical with their star-covered robes and staffs of unknown magicality, while witches are stuck with the green skin, warts, cackling and stirring some stinky looking brew style. It seems sexist at the very least.

USB Powered Boob Warmer [craziest gadgets]

2 Comments on “Whiskey Tango Foxtrot… LOL! USB Bust Warmer”

  1. 1 Stephanie Barr said at 5:50 pm on January 14th, 2009:

    Not all witches are disfigured you know. We cultivate that image to keep from having to beat men off with sticks.

    Now, I’ve worked in some pretty cold rooms, on computers, but I can’t remember ever saying to myself, “If only I had a way to keep my boobs warm.” Fingers, yes, breasts, no.

  2. 2 Sly Hoax said at 7:24 am on January 15th, 2009:

    Lol… you got me there…

    And they’re using sticks now? Kinky!

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