USB Mouse/Game Pad Is Novel

So there you are in the office, dying of boredom and suffering from your typical after lunch stupor. Surely there is some way you can alleviate this funk that you’re in. Sure, you could pretend to make some copies, drink some coffee or flirt with the lady in the mail room, but none of those provide the action and satisfaction that you need. Except for the mail room lady… gretchen. Her hands look so strong, she could probably crush a walnut! Sounds a little too dangerous for my tastes. Hey, if you like having your privates bruised, that’s your prerogative.

So what’s my solution, you ask? A mouse. That’s right. A mouse that also happens to be a gamepad in disguise. Not only can you get your video game fix, but you can pretend that you’re playing with a transformer as well. Then, if you’re boss comes around, you can quickly fold it up… don’t worry, you’re secret is safe with me. Both the mouse and Gretchen.

Source Dvice Via Akihabara News