Eaglider: For The Homo Erectus In Your Life

I’m not going to bother posting a picture of this thing, because the easiest to find pic is shot at an “artful” angle. And by artful, I mean that the angle makes it hard to figure out just what it is that you’re supposed to be looking at.

What I will be doing is talking about how this gimmicky contraption makes your look like either you’ve got to pee really bad or you’re a flaming homosexual. If you think your little Timmy is in the closet, just get him one of these and some heart jewelry to seal the deal.

What is the deal with all of the gimmicky transportation devices that are being sold these days? Just get a bicycle and be done with it I say!

See an artful image of this thing at the source:
Eaglider Stepping Skateboard Thingy [craziest gadgets]