Shoot The Fire!

New Years Eve is just around the corner, bringing me fond, but blurry memories of my friends and binge drinking and scaring our wives. You see, we had ourselves a little backyard firepit, and we thought it would be fun to shoot it with an air rifle. Our wives seemed to disagree. They hightailed it inside, and we proceeded to fire at the fire. It was pretty uneventful after that- ready, aim, *plink* and a tiny of spark was released from the blaze. Having seen the disastrous results that firepit gunplay can produce, I feel it is my job- nay, my duty to tell all of you potential drunks that firearms and fire do not mix- so this year, we’re going to try shooting a plastic cup filled with gasoline, sitting on top of the firepit. That should produce some interesting results.

Pictured above- a golf ball gun! You can use a bicycle pump or an air compressor to charge it up. I know that this thing is supposed to be used for golf, but I’m thinking home security. That would @#$%-ing hurt! Not recommended for those of you who collect fine china. This bad mother licker is made by Air Force Golf , and is intended for the disabled.. you know, so they can shoot intruders play golf.