Secret Stash Keychain

I honestly thought that this was a toilet paper roll holder until I read the details, and they said that it was a keychain. You can stash your cash, drugs, umm.. drugs or drugs toilet paper in this thing. Or you can just fill it with sand and pretty rocks, you crazy old bat.

If it really was a toilet paper roll holder, I was totally going to say that it was for people who were this close to having so much money that they were going to start wiping their asses with it, and this invention would keep that cash close by, in case they crossed that threshold while sitting on the john. Or it could be used as an emergency backup in case you just ran out of paper, and can’t be bothered to make the awful journey to get more. I’d definitely pay a dollar to avoid that situation. Of course, if that’s the intention, then you could just fill it with toilet paper. Since I can’t even afford to pay my auto insurance , I’d definitely go for that last option there. I guess that would make the keychain thing great for hikers?

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