Remote Controlled Bald Eagle: Awesomely Patriotic

This R/C kite-bird-thing makes me want to raise my flag. It’s patri-erotic! It has all the benefits of a remote controlled plane with none of the drawbacks of owning a pet eagle. What do you mean there aren’t any eagle-ownership drawbacks? Let me see… first off, I’m pretty sure that most of us aren’t actually allowed to own one. also, you have to pump them full of diet pills so they don’t eat your neighbor’s pets. Suppress appetite: engage! And don’t get me started on how much work it is to keep a tidy eagle nest!

The R/C plane on the other hand is totally awesome and sweet-to-the-bone. It only eats electricity. It won’t poo on your roof. It doesn’t keep you up all night with it’s mating calls or kill local wildlife. I mean, I suppose it could, but you’d have to be pretty good at steering it.