Portable MP3 Mixing Deck: Because “Pocket DJ” Sounds Dirty

This things is actually really cool, but the masturbation connotations are too strong for me to resist. First it was pocket pool, then it was pocket hockey and now OH MY GOD- CINDY IS PLAYING POCKET DJ AGAIN! Now you can twist your little knobs and slide you little ‘crossfader’ by putting your hands in your pants (and pulling out this neat toy).

I don’t know what the quality of this thing is like, but the price is right. $25 is much less than the ‘diving dolphin’ and you won’t be embarrassed to use it with your friends in the same room. Unless you really suck at mixing.

find it at think geek