NoodleHair Guard Is Bwah-Ha-Ha-Tastic

If you enjoy looking like some sort of flower, the kind you might see during a mild hallucination or a Dr. Seuss cartoon, then I have just the thing for you. Alright, so I don’t actually have the item in my possession, but I’m sure that a few mouseclicks from this post would lead to an actual product page, though it might be in Japanese.

What this product does, besides make you look silly, is it keeps your hair out of your noodles. Why they only market this at noodle eaters is beyond me- maybe they have a grudge.

I’d like to throw in the highly cliched ‘only in japan’ statement, but I’ll spare you by beating around the bush and saying that while they eat tons of pasta, this obviously didn’t come out of Italy.

Noodle Eater’s Hair Guard [foolish gadgets]