Mysterious Hexagon On Saturn, Klingons Orbit Uranus

Saturn: planet of mystery. There’s a massive hexagon on Saturn’s pole. There’s also a wasp nest in my backyard, but no government funding is being spent to research that. This hexagon was spotted in the late seventies, and is still there today. The wasp nest was discovered last week, and poisoned yesterday. The hexagon has a cloud circling it at 200 miles an hour. That’s how fast I ran when I discovered the wasp nest.

Source: High T3ch – who radiates anti-wasp rays.