Motoman, I Think Love You!

Posted: December 4th, 2008 | Author: | Filed under: im a dirty little man-whore, robot, robot-human relations, robots | 1 Comment »


I can sum up my thoughts on Motoman in four words: Most. Romantic. Robot. Ever. Seriously, I’ve never met a robot that actually cooked breakfast for me them morning after. They usually just slip out quietly, leaving a twenty on the nightstand. All this time I thought robots were going to take over the world, when it turns out that they just want to take me home. Oh sure, they’ll sweet talk you about going on vacation to the Outer Banks , but the only place they really want to get is in your pants. But not Motoman, with his rough, yet gentle “hands” that can assemble intricate machines in minutes.

Just a second…

“Motoman, where are you?”

Damn. I lost another one.

See how Motoman assembles a camera in minutes. [techeblog]


One Comment on “Motoman, I Think Love You!”

  1. 1 Chris K. Haley said at 10:27 am on December 4th, 2008:

    Now if they can just get it to assemble another Motoman from scratch…


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