McDonald’s To Use Nintendo Products For Training Aid

Is this the future we were promised? Handheld games repurposed as training tools? I hear that “Nintendo is trying to get these things in Japanese classrooms as well. Where’s my flying car already? Well, if this is the future we’ve been handed, I might as well roll up my sleeves and WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU MICKEY-DEES? These things are supposed to be included with happy meals, not turned into the modern equivalent of training videos. Now, I’m ordering a year’s supply of muscle supplement , then next year I’m calling up the CEO and giving him a stern talking to. Hopefully my ripped abs will add to my presence. What do you mean we don’t have video phones yet? What kind of future is this? I’m going back to 1954 to get a refund on my time machine.

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