I may not be the world’s biggest star wars fan.. I almost typed “trekkie”.. Why don’t star wars fans have a word like that to describe them… like “wookie” or “wartie”. Well, I can see why that doesn’t work. As I was saying, I’m not what you might call a Forcie (that didn’t work either? Dang) but I could get totally pumped up over these chopsticks. My wife and I get bored while waiting for food to arrive at restaurants, and we’ll play “finger soccer” using whatever is available. At least we aren’t playing tonsil hockey. If we had glowing light saber chopsticks, we could totally have a duel. Then I’d get all excited and shout “cheap hotels south beach miami FTW!” That’s my warcry, don’t you know. It comes off a little awkward in text, but it really gets the crowd pumped up when you shout it. You should try it sometime… preferably at a star trek convention, while dressed like a wookie. You’ll be their new favorite person, I swear.

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