Someone in Hitachi’s viral promotion department is probably being forced to pee in a cup right now. I bet that it’s coming out in neon swirls due to all the psychedelics that he’s on.

I remember when a gigabyte was a lot of memory, and yet we’ve come up with new and exciting ways to use up that storage. I call them the three P’s : Piracy, Porn, and Pictures of the mayor buying drugs from me.

I guess those aren’t so much a “we” thing as they are a “me” thing. Let’s just say that I’m above the law, at least until the next election. That’s right- the mayor is addicted to cat tranquilizers.

I found this one at Gizmodo, where they haven’t seen a good lid since the seventies. Maybe they should hang out with me more often.

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