I’m currently in New Mexico- Land Of Enchantment. I tried to ask where the enchantment came from- whether it grew out of the ground or flowed from rivers, etc… I mean, I come from the Valley of the Sun, and it’s quite obvious where the sun comes from (the sky!), so I wanted to know where the enchantment came from.

The general consensus was that it oozes out of every pore. Speaking of pores, I think that land of wrinkle cream would be a more appropriate moniker because this cold weather is making my skin dryer than my uncle’s turkey.

For those of you who aren’t cooking, here’s a techno-turkey to help you reminisce about the time that your German cousin cooked rotisserie turkey and listened to techno. If that didn’t happen, feel free to replace the locality and activity to suit your needs.

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