Halloween Spider Will Scare The Pounds Off Of You

Posted: July 20th, 2009 | Author: | Filed under: Uncategorized | 1 Comment »

ambushing-arachnid This is the ambushing arachnid! It’s all part of my new weight loss regimen. Every time I go out of the house, the big scary spider jumps down in front of my and literally scares a pound out of me! At a one time cost of about $80, it’s a bit cheaper than weightloss supplements in the long run. God I hate spiders. Oh yeah- this product is also great for keeping Jehovah’s witnesses and door-to-door salesmen away. You say this is supposed to be for Halloween? Humbug!

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One Comment on “Halloween Spider Will Scare The Pounds Off Of You”

  1. 1 Cathy said at 8:09 am on July 30th, 2009:

    Lol. I’d leave it up year around as well. Sounds like a great investment.


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