Guy Has Crazy Yo-Yo Skillz No Life

This guy is way too good at manipulating that string. Weren’t Yo-yos cool for about five minutes in the late 70′s or early 80′s? Also, I bet this guy’s parents were disappointed when instead of taking Online School Courses, he opted to be a yo-yo champion. I’m sure his dad did the longest facepalm in recorded history. And by that, I mean he’s still doing it right now! Somebody call Guiness. I mean the brewery. I need 5000 CCs of ale, stat!

But seriously, this is not a good way to make a living! Is the guy going to live on free yo-yos? Hopefully, he’s spending his winnings on an education. Maybe one day, he will be able to own his own yo-yo company if he gets himself a business degree. And maybe engineering- yo-yos don’t design themselves, you know!