Giant Clock Table: MAking Up For What Is Missing In My Pants

Nothing screams “I want you to think I am a manly man with massive gonads, but this is far from the truth” like owning a really big truck or having a watch the size of Minneapolis. This one will do. Smaller than a city, but large enough to use as office furniture, the creator of this watch claims that it is a “semi-permanent” installation, kinda like my masculinity- I only feel manly when I’m behind the wheel of a monster truck. Man I need this watch.

I found this hard-to-miss bit of furniture at Today’s Gizmos, where there are no masculinity issues, because it is written by a woman.