Ghetto Projector

Remember when boomboxes were all the rage? People called them “ghetto blasters”. You know, back in the day when medicare supplement plans were the farthest thing from our minds. I’m not sure why they call those thing ghetto blasters.. you’d think a blaster would refer to some sort of pistol, but whatever. Now there’s a boombox that also projects video. I guess now you can project video to go along with your horrible taste in music. Congratulations, you’re now offending people with two mediums at once. Assaulting two senses out of five isn’t bad, but can you make a boombox that provides an awful scent while you’re at it?