Duck-Shaped Drink Coolers

Nothing improves a drink like the addition of ducks. I mean, they’re so tasty! Okay, so these guys are cute, but ducks generally don’t taste very good until they’ve been cleaned and cooked. Maybe these should be roasted ducks? Then again, roasted duck isn’t a flavor that I think would co well with a cold drink… unless it was some sort of ramen-bisque. Speaking of bisque- Safeway makes an awesome tomato basil bisque. The only problem? Bisque is meant to be served cold, and the safeway version asks you to cook it. There’s something wrong with this picture.

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