Dinosaur Invades Museum, Moons Kids

So there we were, minding our own business when this dinosaur walks up and starts harassing us. He belched in our faces, but that wasn’t the end of it. He mooned the kids! There’s nothing more offensive than dinosaur butt in your face, so I tackled his ass. It turns out that it was just some guy in a foam suit. I’ve got to stop drinking in public.

Real Dinosaur found at Gizmodo, may you never go extinct, my friend.