Crouching Corkscrew, Hidden Data

Everyone knows that feeling like a secret agent is part of being a computer user. Especially since I changed my windows startup sound to the theme from Mission Impossible. Not conspicuous at all.

Being a super-sly secret agent, I have data protection needs. And by data protection needs, I mean that I have to hide my collection of adult films from my wife. This little USB wine cork kinda does that… only it’s just 2 gigs of data.

Sadly, it isn’t a vessel for some rare loose diamonds that I snatched from the queen of China. Worse yet is the $50+ price tag for a 2GB storage unit. Maybe you could think of it as an investment- wines are supposed to get better with age, so why not USB drives?

I usually photoshop these things to make it look like they were slain violently. It’s become a long running tradition here at Pixel Shack, but the cork simply doesn’t lend itself to- Ah, what the heck! Here’s your decapitated USB drive:

“you expect me to talk?”
“no, I expect you to die!”

And die he did, for cork james bond wasn’t a very good spy. He was best known for sitting in one spot- not the best trait for an international man of mystery. I told you that this would not end well.

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