Crayon Rockets!

This guy wanted to paint the town red but he was all out of paint, so he tried to scribble the sky with giant crayons instead. Since these things only weigh in around a pound each, I think he may have forgot the wax. Besides, there’s no actual surface to write on up there… I know it’s true because there aren’t any ads painted in the sky.

The joke’s on him, because only half of his precious eight crayon rockets actually worked properly. The ones that worked made it to about the 3000 foot mark.

Meanwhile, all of this talk about crayons has set me adrift in memory bliss (wow, a P.M. Dawn reference? That’s obscure!), so I started popping the best prenatal vitamin I could find, thereby feeding my inner child. What do you mean they’re chewable Flintstones? Yabba Dabba D’oh!

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