Unicorn & Horse Mask Wedding Cake Topper is a Whinnier


I was going to write a post about a horse racing cake topper, but this one won by a nose. You see what I did there? I’m just warming up. On the other hoof, this would be a good time for any neigh-sayers to trot on out of here, as I’m completely foal of horse puns, and I’m about to stirrup a buttercup of horsey hilarity.

I thought it would be nice to start strong with a heard of horse puns right out of the gate. Saddle up, because these puns are getting wrote hard and put away wet. You’ll get your filly of them today. You’d be foalish, to stampede out of here until I’ve reached the finish line. I’ve reined in a pack of pony puns that I’m going to put out to pasture.

This cake topper is a horse of a different color. If I was going to cowboy up and get mare-ied, I would stop horsing around and pony up a few bucks for this fine, equine-themed cake cover.

On the other hand, if you don’t want horseplay at your wedding, maybe you need to get off your high horse.

You mare may not be able to get this cute cake topper here.

Riker Shows You How to Sit Like a Man!

After watching this video, I’ve been reflecting on all the time I’ve wasted scooting chairs across the floor to sit on them- when the awesomest way for a man to sit upon his throne is to mount it like a horse!

Now, you’ll have to excuse me while I have my morning glass of whiskey and contemplate the meaning of life for a bit.

Chainsaw Key Cover Is For Armchair Lumberjacks



I’m a lumberjack, and I’m ok. Alright, that’s a flat-out lie- I’m neither of those things. In fact, I think I sprained my wrist just raking my front yard today.

That won’t stop me from making little chainsaw sounds as I slide my key in (gigidy).

What’s that? You say that it makes chainsaw sounds for you? I’m not that lazy.

Again with the lies. I am absolutely that lazy, but it’s just so much fun making chainsaw sounds TIMBEEERRRRR!! Bruuum brum brum brum brum wREHHHHHowrowrowrREHHHHHH!