Posted: April 19th, 2009 | Author: Sly | Filed under: fashion, geek, homemade, ugly, video games | Tags: etsy, missile command, missile command skirt | No Comments »
This missile command poodle skirt is a double-retro double-whammy that screams Puh-Puh-Puh-POW! Yeah, it’s both 50′s and 70′s all rolled into one, kind of like Happy Days, only you can wear this one. The missile command I can sorta dig, the poodle skirt… not so much. It just doesn’t match my… sex. How about a chess kilt?
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Posted: February 11th, 2009 | Author: Sly | Filed under: art, clock, F-1, timepieces, uglier, ugliest, ugly, warthog | No Comments »
We don’t pull any punches here at Pixel-Shack. At least not when we’re blogging about your product for free. This ‘wall clock’ is so ugly, it might as well be a turd melded to a warthog carcass. What we have here is the nose of an F1 racer coming out of a steering wheel.
You might think that this is a steering-wheel sized clock.. you’d be right if you were thinking of the steering wheel on a pirate ship! This sucker is HUGE. Like my… nose.
As if this wasn’t bad enough, the clock isn’t cheap- well… the price is undisclosed, and you know what that means… the price is probably as ugly as the product!
Suck-ass F-1 Clock [yabdesign]
Posted: June 25th, 2008 | Author: Sly | Filed under: clothes, dork, fashion, self defense, ugly, wedgies waiting to happen | No Comments »
I like innovative homemade inventions as much as the next guy, maybe even more. Unfortunately, when it comes to DIY, a little style can go a long way.
Take this jacket for example- it combines a camera, an LCD and a jacket to form a flank monitoring system. Unfortunately, there are problems with this design.
First, it’s ugly. If it is intended to prevent a rear assault, then I proclaim that this is an epic fail, is the design is more likely to provoke an attack due to the extreme dorkiness involved. This jacket might as well be called the bully magnet.
Second problem: Summer. I can think of three months out of the year that would make you very uncomfortable while wearing this, and three more that would make you very passed out from heat exhaustion. Granted, I live in Arizona. We wear shorts and t-shirts in October.
Third problem: Rain. I wouldn’t want to get my fancy LCD or camera wet.
This leaves you with a jacket that you can’t wear about half the time more or less, depending on the climate in which you reside. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention reason number four: this jacket is ugly as sin. I wonder what this guy wore before he invented this?
A flank-monitoring thanks goes to the Geekologie writer for writing about this first. Hey, I think that’s him coming up behind me right now- time to look inconspicuous!
