Stripper Pole Bicycle Combo Is Sexy?

For all you guys who can’t afford the high startup costs associated with opening up your very own strip club, there’s a new hope on the horizon. For a fraction of the cost of a real strip club, you can pedal your way to fame and fortune as a bicycle pimp with this stripper pole/bicycle combo.

I’m sure you could make a killing by blasting sexy music and cruising slowly through neighborhoods. Just think of it as an ice cream truck for adults. For those of you who think I’m being a sexist pig here… notice that I never said that the pole was for girls… it could be a mobile chippendales for all I know!

Oh sure, that dancer looks like a girl in the photo, but it’s mighty blurry, just like my memories of the ’90′s. That could totally be a guy in drag. I hope it’s a guy in drag. That would be awesome. I’m only kidding- I have crystal clear recollection of the ’90′s.

Be sure to check out the official site of this contraption, where they have a picture of a pimp bicycle.

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