Star Wars… 1950′s Style

Posted: May 21st, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: retro, star wars | No Comments »


If This Guy Wasn’t A Musician…

Posted: May 17th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: may the force be with you, musical instruments, star wars | No Comments »

… Then he would probably be a pothead. You know, ganja smokers go around thinking “cool, I could totally make a bong out of that”. Well, this guy has that same creative spirit, only he’s making instruments out of random junk. I bet he really, really likes music. I wonder if you can play a hans-solo on this? Oh, that pun was so bad, I think I just made a wookie in my pants.

You know the drill- if you want actual info on this bad boy, check the source.


R2-D2 Vacuum Sucks, But It’s Supposed To Suck, So That’s A Good Thing

Posted: April 24th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: iSuck, robots, star wars, toy | No Comments »

I don’t think the title is long enough. Maybe I should add another sentence to it? One day, I swear I’m just going to put the whole article in the headline; that would be awesome.

It’s pretty obvious what is going on in this picture- there are several R2-D2s, and they’re engaging in some sort of montage. One is obviously cleaning up after a party, as there’s confetti all over the floor.

The other one is sitting in front of a giant, dusty computer, and it’s apparently being electrocuted, because it is glowing. Alternately, it could be scouring the web for online life insurance quotes, and the glowing is data being transferred. Because in the future, you can see wifi.

The last two R2s are obviously floating around in space and having a conversation while ignoring a box. It’s possible that they just left the party that R2 number one is cleaning up after. It is also possible that the stuff on the floor in the first picture is in fact robot puke. Aint no party like a robot party, amirite?

If you want actual details about this product, check my source, because I obviously can’t be bothered!