Batman Motorcycle Gear Makes You Look Beefier

Posted: July 19th, 2009 | Author: | Filed under: batman, costume, geek sex, spiderman, superheros | Tags: | No Comments »

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I really think that this batman suit is awesome, albeit in a motorcycle-riding-vigilante kind of way. Sure, it could be placed on a mannequin in your living room and used as a replacement for home alarm systems , but Id rather go for the much easier to attain and less expensive Spiderman suit. Why? Because Spiderman is much sexier. Don’t believe me? Who remembers the Batman kiss? Now who remembers the spiderman kiss?

In case my wife reads this, I think we are having a spider problem in the garage… a sexy problem that is hanging from the ceiling.

Edit: I forgot she’s out of state on vacation. It took five girl scouts to get me down- and I had to buy a pallet of cookies to keep them from telling the neighbors.

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