Motoman, I Think Love You!

Posted: December 4th, 2008 | Author: | Filed under: im a dirty little man-whore, robot, robot-human relations, robots | 1 Comment »


I can sum up my thoughts on Motoman in four words: Most. Romantic. Robot. Ever. Seriously, I’ve never met a robot that actually cooked breakfast for me them morning after. They usually just slip out quietly, leaving a twenty on the nightstand. All this time I thought robots were going to take over the world, when it turns out that they just want to take me home. Oh sure, they’ll sweet talk you about going on vacation to the Outer Banks , but the only place they really want to get is in your pants. But not Motoman, with his rough, yet gentle “hands” that can assemble intricate machines in minutes.

Just a second…

“Motoman, where are you?”

Damn. I lost another one.

See how Motoman assembles a camera in minutes. [techeblog]


Beer-tending Bot: Bender’s Best Bud

Posted: July 4th, 2008 | Author: | Filed under: alcoholic, beer, bender, booze, hangover, robot, robots, schnockered | No Comments »

Ah Bender, the drinking-est robot known to prime time television. Now he has a soul mate in the real world: a robot that serves beer! These two would be a match made in heaven, provided they could bridge the cartoon-reality gap. Only in my dreams, only in my dreams. Until then, this video of the beertending bot will have to suffice!


Carlos The Homeless Robot

Posted: April 18th, 2008 | Author: | Filed under: bizarre, robot, robots, strange | No Comments »


Somehow, this robot is intended to help the less fortunate… how a flaming, torso-less cart pushing robot does that is beyond me… Unless the idea is to scare the homeless into actually working for a living. I know that it would work on me!

Source: Geekologie