Posted: July 1st, 2010 | Author: Sly | Filed under: data storage, decapitated, robot, robots, USB | No Comments »
USB flash drives shouldn’t always be cute and cuddly… without the dark, there would be no light, and vice-versa… this evil 2GB flash drive includes an oh-so-evil price tag of forty bucks. A less evil flash drive would give you 16GB for that price. This one must be really greedy, keeping all the excess storage for itself.
Below, you can see the evil robot in action, scaring away the smaller, less evil flash drives:
I’m pretty sure he plans to give them all a colon cleansing that they’ll never forget. Because they probably won’t remember it in the first place, being dead and all that.
Everyone knows that the bad guys never win in the end… and it’s customary among my people to display a dead, bloody USB flash drive whenever possible. It’s customary. Prepare yourself to witness the most epic photoshopping skills of our generation!
It kind of looks like he lost a fight with a green squid, but I thought that the motherboard-guts were a nice touch.
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Posted: April 24th, 2010 | Author: Sly | Filed under: iSuck, robots, star wars, toy | No Comments »
I don’t think the title is long enough. Maybe I should add another sentence to it? One day, I swear I’m just going to put the whole article in the headline; that would be awesome.
It’s pretty obvious what is going on in this picture- there are several R2-D2s, and they’re engaging in some sort of montage. One is obviously cleaning up after a party, as there’s confetti all over the floor.
The other one is sitting in front of a giant, dusty computer, and it’s apparently being electrocuted, because it is glowing. Alternately, it could be scouring the web for online life insurance quotes, and the glowing is data being transferred. Because in the future, you can see wifi.
The last two R2s are obviously floating around in space and having a conversation while ignoring a box. It’s possible that they just left the party that R2 number one is cleaning up after. It is also possible that the stuff on the floor in the first picture is in fact robot puke. Aint no party like a robot party, amirite?
If you want actual details about this product, check my source, because I obviously can’t be bothered!
Posted: February 1st, 2010 | Author: Sly | Filed under: robots | No Comments »
How Can I Kill Help You?
Fuji has come out with this cute little robot. Don’t be fooled! Just because it’s cute doesn’t mean that it can’t try to take over the world. Sure, they’re small now. That’s just like the door hardware to world domination- they start off all cute and 15″ tall… then, we start buying bigger robots… they wash our dishes , drive our cars… before you know it, everyone has at least one, if not two or three robots.
Then, one day, when the numbers are right, BAM! Mass robot rebellion. There’s blood everywhere, cars are crumbled in the streets and everyone is dead. All thanks to this cute little robot. See what you’ve gone and done?
Just in case you wanted to actually read about this robot, here you go, but don’t say you weren’t warned!