Robot-Crabs: Not A Computer Virus

Posted: July 14th, 2008 | Author: | Filed under: crabs, incredibly tiny genetalia, robot | No Comments »

Hexbug is selling tiny robotic crabs. Now, you could shell out the ten bucks it costs to buy one, or you could get them for free by having sex with.. err… making a deposit at an ATM machine. Yes- my member is that small.

These tiny robots are programmed to explore their environment, and they respond to ‘claps’ and other loud noises by scurrying away into the darkest corner they can find, and you don’t want to know where that is, trust me.

I caught this little bugger at Crave, whose URL appropriately contains “cnet” (sea net).


Beer-tending Bot: Bender’s Best Bud

Posted: July 4th, 2008 | Author: | Filed under: alcoholic, beer, bender, booze, hangover, robot, robots, schnockered | No Comments »

Ah Bender, the drinking-est robot known to prime time television. Now he has a soul mate in the real world: a robot that serves beer! These two would be a match made in heaven, provided they could bridge the cartoon-reality gap. Only in my dreams, only in my dreams. Until then, this video of the beertending bot will have to suffice!


Steampunk R2D2

Posted: July 4th, 2008 | Author: | Filed under: but okay, robot, steampunk, this doesn't really do anything | No Comments »

If I had an empty beer barrel, I would probably pas out or puke…but someone decided to make a wooden shrine to R2D2 out of the beer barrel. I’d really like to see this thing taken to the next level- you know, give it some added functionality. This has the potential to become a sweet computer case, or at least it could be a case for some sweet beverages (to keep next to your computer).

A bleep bloop bleep bleep goes to Gadget Heat for this one.