Posted: July 1st, 2010 | Author: Sly | Filed under: data storage, decapitated, robot, robots, USB | No Comments »
USB flash drives shouldn’t always be cute and cuddly… without the dark, there would be no light, and vice-versa… this evil 2GB flash drive includes an oh-so-evil price tag of forty bucks. A less evil flash drive would give you 16GB for that price. This one must be really greedy, keeping all the excess storage for itself.
Below, you can see the evil robot in action, scaring away the smaller, less evil flash drives:
I’m pretty sure he plans to give them all a colon cleansing that they’ll never forget. Because they probably won’t remember it in the first place, being dead and all that.
Everyone knows that the bad guys never win in the end… and it’s customary among my people to display a dead, bloody USB flash drive whenever possible. It’s customary. Prepare yourself to witness the most epic photoshopping skills of our generation!
It kind of looks like he lost a fight with a green squid, but I thought that the motherboard-guts were a nice touch.
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Posted: January 10th, 2010 | Author: Sly | Filed under: robot, robot-human relations, robots, Uncategorized | No Comments »
It should come as no surprise to anybody that the world’s first sex robot is a woman. I mean, everybody knows that we’re obsessed with sex. Now, imagine a guy who needs to lose a little weight… do you think he’d rather shell out a few grand on top of the line ellipticals , or a new sexbot? Also, this is one workout that you won’t get burned out on. On the gross side, you’re going to have to clean it.
Ewww. I hear that next year, this same company is coming out with a version for women- it doesn’t have a penis, but it does the dishes and takes out the trash. I kid, I kid… actually, it does household chores for the first year or so, then at some point it stops doing housework and it just sits around the house watching football and drinking beer.
get more details, including a supposedly slightly NSFW interview here.
Posted: June 17th, 2009 | Author: Sly | Filed under: robot | Tags: gundam statue | No Comments »
This robotic behemoth stands 59 feet tall. I guess it’s supposed to be life sized, but I would like it better if it was an even sixty feet tall. I wonder if there’s some sort of building code behind the height?
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