My regular readers will probably know exactly what to expect from me when they see a USB thumb drive that looks like an animal on my website… the rest of you are in for a surprise. I was going to write this post about the latest breakthroughs in treatment for acne , but I simply couldn’t resist the USB tuxedo bear. At $17 for a 2GB drive, it isn’t the best deal around… you certainly won’t feel like you just stole a pic-a-nic basket, so you’d better really like bears if you’re buying this… or tuxedos.. or animals wearing tuxedos… or spending too much for flash drives. Hey, whatever floats your boat. Personally, I get my kicks by photoshopping blood into pictures of USB flash drives. Yeah, I’m probably the only one. Evidence is below:

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I just love these animal-shaped USB peripherals. They give me such an awesome opportunity to photoshop them into a pool of their own blood.. I mean red pixels.

Yeah, I know- it’s morbid and perhaps a little crazy: “Why can’t he just blog about that nice plasma stand I saw, or even the new iPhone?” The answer? Because that kind of stuff bores the hell outta me. Don’t get me wrong, I just love owning big TVs and small telephones, I just don’t find writing about them to be very much fun. Also, making PETA angry is one of my favorite hobbies. The angrier you make them, the nakeder they get!

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Hey, check out these nano ta-tas! They may not be big, but damn are they perky! They retail for about $2000 and get 60 MPG. Now that’s more than a mouthful. Since I’m a guy, and I posses leet photoshop skillz, I’ve gone ahead and made the tata nano into a side boob, just for you. Because tata means boob, and nano means small. Also because it actually looks like a big boob. All I can say is that I had fun researching this one.

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These decapitated USB Thumbdrives are obviously the brainchild of a really twisted nerd. I mean, what kind of sick bastard would want to decapitate a cute little zoo animal and then stuff it’s corpse with 2Gb of data. This was probably done by the same sick person that brought us the decapitated koala USB card reader. Disgusting. Absolutely disgusting.

By the way, does anyone need some photoshop work done? Pixel-shack writer is dreaming of a Ramen noodle christmas.

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