Transforming Optical Mouse Is Pterodawesome

Posted: May 21st, 2009 | Author: | Filed under: cool, dinosaur, foam, laser, pew pew pew, robots in diguise, transformers, transforming | Tags: | 2 Comments »

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I kinda doubt that this is an officially license Transformers product, but who cares? Awesome is as awesome looks. And since I’m misquoting Forrest Gump, I might as well add that life is like a bag of jalapenos- what you eat today will burn your ass tomorrow.

I think that this is the first mouse I’ve seen that you can totally play with all PEW PEW style and not have people think you’re totally insane. Only half insane. Or in my case, three quarters insane. What do you mean, the pterodactyls shouldn’t be made to hump each other? I’m trying to make them multiply… because I like to get the most.. ahem… bang for my buck, and these things cost $60 each- that’s a lot more than that cheap computer memory that I had my eye on.

Speaking of PEW PEW, these mice have an 800 DPI laser built in. I’m not sure what that means since I’ll probably end up using these things as bath toys anyway. I’m calling in a pterodactyl thunder strike on foam mountain! Ow, my nads!

Trypticon Transforming Laser Mouse [like cool]

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Lasers Plus Fashion Equals Disaster

Posted: April 6th, 2009 | Author: | Filed under: fashion, laser | Tags: | 4 Comments »

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Forget “she blinded me with science”; this time, they’re trying to blind us with fashion. Now, this isn’t a first by any means. Let us not forget the seventies- disco balls and white suits were simply failed attempts at blinding the general public with fashion. That, and Elton John. I bet you thought you couldn’t burn that which is already flaming, but there you have it. POW!

Pew Pew! Laser Fashion [geekologie]

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Laser Television Plans Revealed By Mitsubishi

Posted: June 28th, 2008 | Author: | Filed under: laser, television | 1 Comment »

While I’m sure it is a perfectly safe television, I can’t help but wonder why someone would make a TV that uses lasers when every laser I’ve ever seen comes with a warning about not pointing it at eyeballs. Oh, I’m sure that there’s some sort of filter or mesh or something that makes this a perfectly safe and vibrant television.

Another interesting thing about this TV is that it will only be produced in gargantuan proportions- 65″ and 73″ are the only sizes that will be available upon release. Just imagine the herculean tv wall mount that will be required to hold these puppies up.

Okay, enough about the possible eye and back injuries that these things could potentially produce, on to the good stuff. The laser TV produces twice the color range as an LCD screen, has a 50,000 hour lifespan, it has 3D viewing capability and the image won’t degrade over time. All of this while producing stunningly clear images and using only a fourth of the juice that an LCD uses.

Thanks to Wired’s Gadget Lab for exposing their eyeballs to this TV first.