R2-D2 Vacuum Sucks, But It’s Supposed To Suck, So That’s A Good Thing

Posted: April 24th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: iSuck, robots, star wars, toy | No Comments »

I don’t think the title is long enough. Maybe I should add another sentence to it? One day, I swear I’m just going to put the whole article in the headline; that would be awesome.

It’s pretty obvious what is going on in this picture- there are several R2-D2s, and they’re engaging in some sort of montage. One is obviously cleaning up after a party, as there’s confetti all over the floor.

The other one is sitting in front of a giant, dusty computer, and it’s apparently being electrocuted, because it is glowing. Alternately, it could be scouring the web for online life insurance quotes, and the glowing is data being transferred. Because in the future, you can see wifi.

The last two R2s are obviously floating around in space and having a conversation while ignoring a box. It’s possible that they just left the party that R2 number one is cleaning up after. It is also possible that the stuff on the floor in the first picture is in fact robot puke. Aint no party like a robot party, amirite?

If you want actual details about this product, check my source, because I obviously can’t be bothered!


Crayon Physiscs Deluxe For iPhone

Posted: December 30th, 2008 | Author: | Filed under: iAmHungry, iBlow, iCanHasRamen, iPhone, iSuck, video games | No Comments »


Those of you who remember Crayon Physics might be glad to know that it is available on the iPhone. Those of you who are now asking yourself, “what the hell is this crayon physics you speak of?” need to click the link, download the game and come back in half an hour or so. I’m not going to wait for you this time, as I have more posts to do. Sorry, you’re just going to have to scroll down to read the rest of this entry. Not to worry- you won’t be missing much. What are you still doing here? Go! Click the link already.

Video of the iPhone app in action at the source:

Crayon Physics Deluxe iPhone Demonstration [tech e blog]