Batman Motorcycle Gear Makes You Look Beefier

Posted: July 19th, 2009 | Author: | Filed under: batman, costume, geek sex, spiderman, superheros | Tags: | No Comments »

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I really think that this batman suit is awesome, albeit in a motorcycle-riding-vigilante kind of way. Sure, it could be placed on a mannequin in your living room and used as a replacement for home alarm systems , but Id rather go for the much easier to attain and less expensive Spiderman suit. Why? Because Spiderman is much sexier. Don’t believe me? Who remembers the Batman kiss? Now who remembers the spiderman kiss?

In case my wife reads this, I think we are having a spider problem in the garage… a sexy problem that is hanging from the ceiling.

Edit: I forgot she’s out of state on vacation. It took five girl scouts to get me down- and I had to buy a pallet of cookies to keep them from telling the neighbors.

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Posted: July 15th, 2008 | Author: | Filed under: 3d, astronaut, geek sex, I want it. the zero G ugly bumper, lazy, omg, space nookie, space sex | No Comments »

Just mixing things up here, because I didn’t sleep a wink last night and therefore can’t string together three sentences to save my life.

Scientist says Astronauts need space nookie. Of course he said that- somebody’s got to look out for the astronaut- A.K.A hero of geeks.

There’s going to be a LEGO batman game for the PS2. ‘Twill be bundled with thine PS2, alongside some cartoon DVD. Wait- they’re still making PS2 games? Holy freakin’ flashback, Batman!

Magic 3D Display looks cool, needs improvement. Would be nice if it was bigger and had higher resolution. Right now, it’s making the Atari 2600 look good.

‘Tis all for now, expect things to return to normal sometime tomorrow, or whenever I come out of the comatose-like-rest I’m sure to encounter tonight.