Boobs, Let Them Be Large And Firm

So that doohicky that you see is supposed to make your boobs more plump and firm. I think it works on the same principal as that electronic muscle toning machine that they sell on TV. Basically, you’re going to turn your ta-tas into tesla coils, and shock them into submission. I think that the theory is that you’re toning the underlying muscles. You might have better luck just doing a few push-ups now and then. Meanwhile, I wonder what would happen if I wrap this thing around my wang? Hey, it could use some plumping and firm, too.

EDIT: Yeow! Holy Moses, that hurt. But on the plus side, my stuff now glows in the dark. Ever wonder what Tron’s junk looked like? Yeah, it’s like that. Pew! Pew! Pew!

The Silicon Breast Enhancer Enlarge Muscle Massager from foolishgadgets, who really needs to work on their headline writing skillz.

World’s Smallest Fuel Cell

Say hello to my little friend- the world’s smallest fuel cell. It doesn’t do much yet, but if they were to scale it up a bit, this could be an awesome power source. Measuring at just an eight of an inch on each side, this tiny powerhouse was able to shed unwanted pounds by ditching unnecessary components:

They achieved the micro-size cell by getting rid of the pump, pressure sensor and electronics typically used in fuel cells. This new design has just four components: a water reservoir on top, a metal hydride chamber below, a thin membrane that separates them, and an assembly of electrodes to conduct the electricity.

Yeah, what he said. Right now it only produces 0.7 volts and a current of 0.1 milliamps for 30 hours, but future versions are expected to make one whole milliamp.

World’s smallest fuel cell coming to a gadget near you? [Dvice]

Man Claims He Invented Infinite Energy Machine

Notice that I didn’t say perpetual motion. What this Australian man claims is that his machine produces five times the amount of energy it uses. It is supposed to produce enough electricity to power a house!

To be honest, I’m skeptical, but it would be nice. Predicted sticker price is $5,000. This invention could replace the combustion engine in automobiles as well. That is, if it actually works.