decapitated Animals Are All The Rage In USB Drives

These decapitated USB Thumbdrives are obviously the brainchild of a really twisted nerd. I mean, what kind of sick bastard would want to decapitate a cute little zoo animal and then stuff it’s corpse with 2Gb of data. This was probably done by the same sick person that brought us the decapitated koala USB card reader. Disgusting. Absolutely disgusting.

By the way, does anyone need some photoshop work done? Pixel-shack writer is dreaming of a Ramen noodle christmas.

Zookeeper USB Drives are Happy Little (Decapitated) Animals [craziest gadgets] (but not nearly as crazy as I am)

Decapitated Koala USB Card Reader

The sick, sick people at Gadget4All are selling this twisted USB card reader that allows you to re-enact your koala decapitation fantasy while transferring your data from SD card to your PC.

Not only do you get to fulfill your perverse fantasy of ripping the head off of a koala, but you get to jam an SD card into the top if it’s head before your data transfer is complete.

I’ve gone ahead and added a sad and bloody koala picture below… but I warn you, it’s not for the squeamish.

Are you really sure you want to ride this train?

Really?

This is your last warning… if you don’t like seeing dead koalas, there’s no turning back now…

Alright… choo choo!

There it is… I hope your perverse desire to see a decapitated koala has been fulfilled. I don’t know why I’m thanking Coolest-Gadgets for exposing me to this disgusting product. You’re sick! Sick! Please get some help. Somebody please think of the koalas.