Robot-Crabs: Not A Computer Virus

Posted: July 14th, 2008 | Author: | Filed under: crabs, incredibly tiny genetalia, robot | No Comments »

Hexbug is selling tiny robotic crabs. Now, you could shell out the ten bucks it costs to buy one, or you could get them for free by having sex with.. err… making a deposit at an ATM machine. Yes- my member is that small.

These tiny robots are programmed to explore their environment, and they respond to ‘claps’ and other loud noises by scurrying away into the darkest corner they can find, and you don’t want to know where that is, trust me.

I caught this little bugger at Crave, whose URL appropriately contains “cnet” (sea net).