Homer Simpson Corkscrew

I’d think that a beer bottle opener would be more appropriate for Homer… but I imagine that he drinks wine as well. I actually had a talking Homer bottle opener, but this is what I stumbled on today, so this is what you get. At least it’s not something boring like barcode scanners . Speaking of barcode scanners, I found myself wondering just how those things work while sitting in the line at the grocery store. I found a nifty link about them here, but my attention span is too short to actually read it right now.

Homer J Simpson Corkscrew [foolish gadgets]