Posted: January 15th, 2010 | Author: Sly | Filed under: aliens, bikini, bizarre, boobies, bra, ramen | No Comments »
Anyone who has been following this blog for the last few years (mom?) knows that I dropped the Top Ramen shtick in 2008 and that 2009 was supposed to bethe year of the Cup Noodle here at the Shack.
Truth be told, this picture wasn’t actually sent to me, I just found it at some other random blog and it reminded me of the good old days.. you know, when the Ramen flowed like water and Entrecards sold for half a cent each.
Oh well… 2010 is supposed to be the year that some government officially declares that aliens exist. Rumor is that France will be the first. I hope that aliens like cheese.
Meanwhile, if any internet ladies would like to send me instant noodle tributes, I’ll gladly post it on this blog along with a link to the (work safe) site of your choice. Cup noodles are also acceptable!
Posted: February 10th, 2009 | Author: Sly | Filed under: boobies, electricity, exercise equipment, wang | 2 Comments »
So that doohicky that you see is supposed to make your boobs more plump and firm. I think it works on the same principal as that electronic muscle toning machine that they sell on TV. Basically, you’re going to turn your ta-tas into tesla coils, and shock them into submission. I think that the theory is that you’re toning the underlying muscles. You might have better luck just doing a few push-ups now and then. Meanwhile, I wonder what would happen if I wrap this thing around my wang? Hey, it could use some plumping and firm, too.
EDIT: Yeow! Holy Moses, that hurt. But on the plus side, my stuff now glows in the dark. Ever wonder what Tron’s junk looked like? Yeah, it’s like that. Pew! Pew! Pew!
The Silicon Breast Enhancer Enlarge Muscle Massager from foolishgadgets, who really needs to work on their headline writing skillz.
Posted: January 14th, 2009 | Author: Sly | Filed under: boobies, magic, USB, useless usb | 2 Comments »
My fingers are colder than a witches teat right now. But only because all the tech-savvy witches have already discovered this USB Bust warmer, and they’ve taken care of that problem, so you’ll all have to find something new to compare really cold things to. And why is it that witches get the bad rap? Wizards get to be all cool and big lightning magical with their star-covered robes and staffs of unknown magicality, while witches are stuck with the green skin, warts, cackling and stirring some stinky looking brew style. It seems sexist at the very least.
USB Powered Boob Warmer [craziest gadgets]
