We don’t pull any punches here at Pixel-Shack. At least not when we’re blogging about your product for free. This ‘wall clock’ is so ugly, it might as well be a turd melded to a warthog carcass. What we have here is the nose of an F1 racer coming out of a steering wheel.

You might think that this is a steering-wheel sized clock.. you’d be right if you were thinking of the steering wheel on a pirate ship! This sucker is HUGE. Like my… nose.

As if this wasn’t bad enough, the clock isn’t cheap- well… the price is undisclosed, and you know what that means… the price is probably as ugly as the product!

Suck-ass F-1 Clock [yabdesign]

As a child of the eighties, seeing this marriage of retro gaming and Rubik’s (cube) makes me want to ‘snap into a slim jim’ and ‘do the bartman’. It also leaves me puzzled (pun intended)- I wonder if Mario is off to find the princess, and if that’s the case, is he bearing gifts? Perhaps he’s toting some Akoya pearls or just another one of his crazy mushrooms… they make him grow bigger, ya know (wink, wink). Let’s just hope that our princess isn’t in another castle This. One. Time.

Oh yeah! An eighties lovin’, koopa crushing thanks goes to Vubx for the tip- there is more Rubik’s cube art to be found there.