
Ah, the American dream- to own a house and a car. But I don’t think it’s supposed to be quite like this. I’ve heard of people living in their cars, but this is just absurd!
That being said, I’m totally buying one of these. All of my alcohol-fueled adventures have taken a toll on my career path, and I’m looking at downgrading from a three bedroom house to a refrigerator box. I think this tent might be a bit better… I can “park” at work, and my commute will be a whopping twenty feet. Now I only have to figure out how to hack those parking meters. Till then, I’ll just put a hat outside my tent for donations.
Ebcak, I’m looking at you to drop me some coins!

lol, that’s awesome. I’ll make sure to bring some extra change. :-)
WHERE CAN I BUY ONE OF THESE?
IT IS NECESSARY FOR ME AND IMPORTANT THAT YOU TELL ME!!!
It isn’t for sale. You’ll just have to make your own. Judging by your enthusiasm, it shouldn’t take you long.