Air Keyboard

Hey look everybody, it’s an air piano! Because everybody likes to play air piano, right? It’s a pop culture phenomena with a long and storied history! What do you mean, this thing is actually an instrument? Seems like a bunch of theremins stuck together. Kinda.

It looks like playing this thing could be slightly more exercise than playing an actual piano, but I doubt it’s one of the best fat burners ever… even though the girl in the vid is quite skinny. I’m guessing bulimia. No? Diet and exercise, eh? Suuuure. That’s what they always say, then as soon as you turn around- *HORF* they’re pukin’ in the toilet.

Edit: she told me she’s just small-boned. I’ll show her a small bone.  ZING!