Man, this fireman has got big, pendulous brass nerves. I mean, it’s one thing to walk up to a burning car and hose it off, but then when it explodes? He doesn’t even flinch! Hats off to you, mister unflinching firefighter. You’re a real american hero!
You know what worries me the most about this video game on wheels? I only have enough money for two credits, and I’ve always been really bad at OutRun. I think that this means I shouldn’t play this game on the open road. Meanwhile, I’ll break out my laptop while driving down the freeway and open up a racing game…so meta. Also, powernaps. I kid, but one time, I did fall asleep while driving. I was right next to a really loud dump truck , which woke me up. That was pretty scary.