Chevy Volt: 1k Miles Per Tank!?!?

It’s been reported that Chevy Volt owners are averaging a thousand miles per nine gallon tank of gas. That’s like, a million miles per gallon, right? A hundred, you say? Preposterous! I’m actually working on a weed-eater-powered bicycle that should get 100-150 miles per gallon. Hey- it’s either this or higher education. I think that’s miles per gallon and cost of parts are the only things this vehicle has on Chevy’s Volt. The comparisons start looking a lot less awesome when you look at luggage space (a backpack full), passenger capacity (three! One in the seat, one on the handlebars, one on the sissy-bar). That online business degree is looking like a better prospect with every comparison. I think that the legally-imposed 20 mph top speed is the final nail in the coffin. No worries, I’m still making the weed-whacker-cycle.