Portable Phone

Remember when portable telephones were massive bricks? Yeah, I saw one at the second hand store the other day, it was five bucks. And five pounds! So, the debate is on: is this lady totally nuts, or does she secretly have this connected to a laptop with satellite internet? The world may never know, but I vote for crazy. Crazy for president, 2012!

Bacon Bouquet

This is an impressive display of bacon beauty. Also, it’s a lot more practical (you can eat it , duh!) and some times it can less expensive, though you shouldn’t discount the price of bacon… Roses can be up to $25 a dozen at certain flower-centric times of the year.