Posted: February 21st, 2011 | Author: Sly | Filed under: Uncategorized | No Comments »
Hey, I like my really long titles, thank-you-very-much. This “submarine” never really leaves the surface, so it’s more like an underwater boat…. if that makes any sense. Also, it occurred to me that you typically cannot see very far when you’re underwater… and the controls for this thing are submerged… so, I want to know…. how do you avoid coming dangerously close to other boats?!?! Also, since you’re already mostly underwater … other boats may not see you easily… my point is, this isn’t a “submarine” it’s an underwater coffin/suicide machine with a hefty (yet to be announced) price tag.
Posted: February 21st, 2011 | Author: Sly | Filed under: Uncategorized | No Comments »
You know, I’ve always been disappointed when I disassemble awesome products. It’s always the same-y blend of non-user serviceable circuit boards and wires. I always expect something magical to be inside… like a leprechaun or unicorn… Here’s a secret: they’re ground up and used in your acne treatment . Now you know where the real magic is. that’s right, acne treatment is ground up unicorn horn. It’s 98 percent magical, don’t you know! That’s why it’s so expensive.
Posted: February 21st, 2011 | Author: Sly | Filed under: Uncategorized | No Comments »
This isn’t actually an igloo. It’s Skeletor. you see, he refused to take a calcium supplement , something about it being for “do-gooders” . He also mentioned that bad guys don’t need no stinkin’ vitamins. Now look at him- he’s as brittle as a snowman. Let this be a lesson to you, kiddies: drink your milk, don’t do drugs, stay in school. Oh wait, that’s MR. T . I pity the fool who confuses Mr. T with He-Man. Guess that means it’s time for a little old fashioned self-pity.