Heavy metal saves Norwegian boy from wolves

And I don’t mean an rusty pipe! Unless of course, you’re talking about the lead singer of Megadeath’s vocal chords. The boy was confronted by four wolves, he played Megadeath on his cellphone and the wolves ran away. I think “Rusty Pipes” would be an awesome name for the lead singer of a death metal band. You know, because of all the screaming. The young boy lived in Norway, incidentally, where their main exports are probably cabin beds and thrash metal. Or something like that. According to RIA Novosti: “The boy said he had been told that in order to avoid being attacked by wolves one should not run away from them but attack them.”

Tetris Sugar Cubes

Did you know that the copyrights on Tetris are very strict? They’re so strict that video games cannot and in -tris without someone getting sued. I mean published games, not flash games, of course. So what I’m saying is that this concept will have to be renamed before it goes to market, or royalties will be paid. You know it might be worth it- since making a whole line of these makes them disappear, you could market them as a quick weight loss solution/playing-with-your-food product. What do you mean, it doesn’t work like in the video game? Then why call it Tetris at all? Oh, the shape, I see… that, and cold war. Cold war on bland coffee!

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Brittish Army Wants Invisible Tanks, But Don’t We All?

Basically, the concept here is that there are cameras on all sides of the tank, e-ink (like kindle uses) on the outside, and the backside is projected onto the frontside, rendering the tank hard to see. Unless that tank is backed into a dark corner. I want to know what happens when bullets hit the e-ink? Besides, if you want a hard to see tank, just load it up with phenphedrine in the gas tank, and watch it disappear. What do you mean it doesn’t work on tanks. It worked for me, and I’m a machine! Grr.

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