Happy New Years

Posted: December 31st, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Uncategorized | No Comments »

I’m somewhat anticipating this New Year’s Eve, which is saying something, since I haven’t been feeling very enthusiastic about anything lately. I plan on drinking tequila, but not so much that I hurl. I’ll leave the karaoke to those with a better set of lungs- no singing for me. Unless someone comes up with a version of Karaoke where you can do the rhythm section. I’d totally beatbox in public. Ooomp Ts Ooomp tsh Ooomp Tss…


Badass Lego Guns

Posted: December 28th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Uncategorized | No Comments »

I think the title pretty much sums it up; this is a book full of instructions on making badass lego guns. What’s not to like? The book actually exists, and it sells for about $18 on Amazon.


Periodic Table Of Elements Printed On Human Hair

Posted: December 22nd, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Uncategorized | No Comments »

My friend was telling me that he had bought his wife a perfect or near perfect diamond for his wife’s wedding band, and she somehow flushed it down the toilet. What does this have to do with this minuscule writing on human hair? The diamond had some info engraved on it. I’m not sure what, but the diamond was special enough to be registered uniquely and insured for quite a bit. I don’t know where he bought it.. maybe diamonds international , beats me. Anyway, he said that if anyone ever tried to sell it, the identification would probably show up when it was appraised, and a red flag would pop up. Since it’s in the sewer, I’m not so sure this stone will ever see the light of day again.

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